i feel like its a long time ago ...i dunno what im talkin about.. its 1979 and im listening to ozzy...i realized that there is so much more to life than porn cigars and towels.....im having the flashbacks... it doesn't fit together. my hair long now...its nice. off in the distance a cat meow's the mailman stubs his toe and a tree falls....i take a sip of a sodA, and realize its all good.. i get upset once i realized the only thing i ever cared about is dead....my lamp....i got angry and yelled as loud as i could at my hampster......later i said sorry to the poor animal and gave him some beer and a pair of slippers to sleep in.. i knocked the lamp out the window.. the sheep chased me though my own house.. i was locked in the bathroom

but didnt you flush something down the toilet?

my edition of hustler
i got very sad...
so i made a pair of exploding scissors